Viral Ad of the Day: The Internet appears to have sprung a leak, but luckily Lithuanian mineral water manufacturer Vytautas was on hand with an open bottle to collect all the loose memes.
(Not Safe For Work: Internet.)
[dpaf.]
Louis CK: Listen farts take a lot of shit…people think that is lowbrow humor, it’s stupid humor. To me a fart is funny. Let’s break down a fart for a second. Okay it comes out of your ass. It smells like poop because it has just been hanging out next to it for a long time. And it makes a little trumpet noise. What’s not funny about that? Ass flesh rubs together and it makes a toot. A toot noise that smells like poop that comes out of your ass. That’s hilarious. That’s the funniest thing in the world. Here’s what I would say. You don’t have to be smart to laugh at farts but you have to be stupid not to.
Best deconstruction of a JOKE ever. EVER…
can you tell your kid to fuck off or something?
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| — | man on the bus to this mom ignoring her psychotic son. dying. i have passed away. (via sade) |
Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: Teddy Bear the Talking Porcupine celebrates Saint Patrick’s Day with a pot of corn.
[sayomg.]
